Trip like I do...

Very good weekend I say.. very good indeed...
It started on Thursday night for me, went to the boat with Scott, Sam, and Byron, and Kenny who came later. Had a couple of pints and sorted our shit out, which is good.

later on went to Shanes and downed a lot more beer.

Woke up for work the next day feeling.. great... which is fucking weird, i'm supposed to be hung over and swinging a empty beer bottle at anyone who asks why I looked so fucked that day, no, I felt awesome. Went to work and did my work with good attitude.. I told a few guys I would be coming in the next day.. which, in the end, I didn't.

Went to Ollies after work and had a cone, watched a movie called "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas", which was about a lawyer and his client getting fucked up on a lot of drugs. Best movie ever. After buying my ticket to soundwave with the cousin, we got KFC, and I asked for regular when she asked if I wanted zinger or fillet.. which was fucking embarresing.

Drove all the way up to two rocks to get even more fucked, had a few cones... met one of Cheyannes work mates.. annnddd I can't remember her name.. but she had a hyena laugh, and she was hot too...

memory dissapates from then after toking those cones. Something to do with working up north and boats.. and computers and some 10 year old telling me I shouldn't smoke ciggies... if she knew what I was really on I wonder what would have happened.

Everyone went to sleep.. and I was woken by something.. and apperently I was gunna go to work, my retalliation "fuck off martin"

Then, Cheyanne, Shane and Myself all got stoned again, got free pizza from Scott's work, and then got him stoned, then he went back to work. Memory dissapates from whatever happened between then and going to shanes to drink rediculous amounts of beer.

So, everyone decided to dress Sam up like a fag, and he looked like Mr. Slave... instead, we all called him big gay sam. I drank more beer, beer, so much beer. Then Realised I was rooting Shanes sister down the road, then realised I had been slapped and hit with a mallet.. then realised everyone was apologizing for something.

which it all turned out shane had found us down the road and hit my shoulder with a mallet and slapped me, then apologized saying he shouldn't have done so. But really.. If he was banging my sister, I would have killed him on the spot, so I dunno why he was apologizing.

next day went and drank the remaining beer at shanes..

thennnnnn me and scott took the bombdigity out to the pines, almost rolled the cunt when I hit a hole in the ground at 90 degrees.. at about 70 k's an hour. popped both tyres on the passanger side of the car, may have fucked the steering also. We were rescued by Connor and his old man, which was lucky.. there was no way we would have got that out without a 4wd.

so now I'm carless.

today kenny and ellen.. and scott.. fucked around here eating pizza and watched movies.

so im also moneyless..




all in all, australia day was great, cause i got 2 bangs in 1 night, one of them is 23 or 24.. um.. my shoulder hurts.. and yeah. hope you all had as much fun as I had, but i'm paying the price of fun... with no car and no monay.