Some of you are ok, you know, the casual girl that has friends, goes out with them at night, goes drinking, has a job as some weird ass secretary, and has sex with random guys from night clubs.
I don't mind these people, as they are normal, practically everyone does it, so why not?
the type of women that piss me off are: Bitches, Hoes, Crack whores, Sluts, LoudMouth bitches and super mega lesbians.
Bitches
These women are fairly common, and you often would'nt recognise one in public, unless they are the level up from it and are LoudMouth Bitches who talk about how skanky they think some other chick is, as loud and constant they can.
Both bitches and loudmouth bitches, should be shot. Repetedly. Because no one likes to hear about how short someones skirt is, we may notice it, maybe a comment or 2 about how similar it is to a belt, and move on, instead of talking about it to everyone possible. That is practically all they do, just bitch bitch bitch bitch.
A good example of this is Rebecca Cera:
(thats what the common bitch looks like)
Hoes
Hoes are apart of the scum of the earth. Also known as Prostitutes, they tend to walk around wearing skimpy clothes, revealing a lot of flesh, and ask desperate looking guys if they want a good time. Now, they aren't neciserrily bad in this case, but it plagues the streets, and you can always tell when they are around cause of their clothes and excessive make up. Thankgod here in Australia we don't exactly allow these types, but when you do find one, say "how much are you?" their response could be one of two things. the first will be how much they charge per hour, then you scream and shout "Rip-off!" and point out how many diseases they have, and run away laughing, or their second response could be "fuck off im no hoe" which means shes a Slut.
Crack Whores
These are more scummier than the last I spoke of, They can look like sluts, but these women tend to bribe druggies, or people on drugs, with their sexual organs in order to get drugs. most of the time it's crack, which is why they are crack whores, but it can be for any type of illegal drug, or it could be a weak cersion, which I like to call Moochers, they just bribe random guys to get alcohol etc etc.
Sluts
Sluts, are women who tend to wear clothing you can either see through, or clothing that.. just isnt clothing, either tea towls or belts is what they wear. Often mistaken as Hoes they often walk around either streets or shopping malls, and also have a crowd of "tough guys" with them, usually it being a 2:1 ratio (2 guys to one slut) These women are also related to both types of Bitch because they can tend to do the same thing, cept not to the same extent. They also think that they are tough, and the hottest chick since Paris Hilton.
Already talked about loudmouth bitches, so we'll be shuffling along with that...
Super-Mega Lesbians
These "women" look a lot like men, and usually have idiotic haircuts, random piercings, and absolutly no figure. The only way to tell that they're super-mega lesbians is the extremely small orangutan titties they possess. They are also very violent and really hate everyone around them, cept their super-mega lesbian girlfriend. The ones you see in pubs are usually the ones that START all the fights because no one wants them in the pub, as they scare off most of the men, seeing as don't hit women, but... are they close enough? you decide:
(top one is more gothy, but it was the closest one I could find)
See the resemblence of a man?
In closing, I think this rant is better than the one me and a friend wrote ages ago. And seriously, STAY AWAY FROM THESE TYPES OF WOMEN They tend to plague your mind, and youd become one of the jocks that follow the sluts around.
Yours faithfully
Jimmay.
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