31 Jan 2010

In my dreams..

Have you even looked to see who it is yet?
I don't care who it is.
Just look already!

What are you doing tomorrow? We don't have to work.
I do, I have to make toilet paper.
Huh.. the shop wouldn't run otherwise.

May I see you're id?
This is my old one, the cops took my current licence, and this does show that I am turning 20 this year! I have a forklift ticket also, that prooves my age.
This guy looks nothing like you though...
It's me, just when I was 17.
I'm not buying it, il keep these, you're wallet also, and get the fuck out of this store.
You gay sonofabitch, this place has no reason to even be 18+!!

It's okay, trash and throw all the shit you want, someone will just take it regardless.
Oh, you wan't to be like you're friend here?

I'm telling you! They took my id and my wallet!
That's okay, I just got 50 bucks! lets go!
You're not listening to me! He was gay as well! he took my wallet! I was in a toy shop for crying out loud! I was looking at dragonball z lego! And he kicked me out! So I beat him and threw dolls out the shop door. Then I beat his friend!
I have 50 dollars!
Holy shit...

I thought you were dead!!!
Well yeah, I don't know.. well I can't remember what happened. I was dead, and now i'm alive, and I am still dating you're daughter!
What do you mean? you don't remember?
I.. don't..

Where are them fruits?
I have been down this isle! theres just vegetables!

Alcohol is a strange thing to sleep on sometimes.
I haven't had dreams in what seems to be months.

You are obviously upset about those guys, hey... lemme just.. go down here...
Yeah damn right I am upset!!... where you going?
Move you're legs.
Oh.. I see... You don't usually like doing.. ohh that.... ohhhmmm

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