23 Feb 2010

Oh yeah.

Question I once doubted are no longer unanswerable.
I have the power to generate positivity within myself and others.
... because I am a super saiyan!!! hahaha.
Yeah, I love dragonball z.

It's so fucking awesome. Human and aliens training in kungfu, powering up and beating the crap out of each other. Not to mention the super fucking cool energy beams making stuff explode, and blowing away their opponents.
better yet, they fight inter galactic! Travelling to other plants, and fucking their shit up too!
They fly at top speeds, crashing and screaming, super speeds so fast that neither you or I could see and man, it looks so intense.
They even travel to different dimensions and train even harder, they transform into much more powerful beings, and then take on fully whacked out enemies from those dimensions.
Beings created from the cells of the good fighters, beings turned super fat and powerful from negative energies, enemies who have destroyed whole planets.
This is madness!
They eat beans that heal them, not to mention the dragon testicles that, once all 7 are collected, generates a massive eternal super bad ass dragon to come shooting out, and grant the user any wish of their choosing.
The Saiyans, humans with tails that transform into blonde people with green eyes, electric bolts shooting out of their aura, are the heroes of this cartoon series.
Also, these tails help them transform into giant apes with a massive temper, and practically spew energy all over the place.
DID I MENTION THEY ALL KNOW KUNGFU OR SOME KIND OF AWESOME MARTIAL ART!?
They train at 100x gravity of the earth, and even more to strengthen their awesome radical super kootah skills.

Sometimes, they take about 3 episodes of giving each other shit before they start fucking each other up.
Something like.
"I'm going to destroy you!"
"no you're not, I AM GOING TO DEFEAT YOU!"
"Oh really, then bring it! I will show you my FULL POWER"
"Show me, and then I will show you MY FULL POWER!!!!"
"YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHGGGGHGHHGHGH"

Which is absurd, but I love it just the same.

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